I'm sorry I have to bother you with this, but I'd never had to buy one for myself, given that I could always just borrow one from my ex-. *Do* you know who to talk to if one wanted to purchase a pretty glass pipe for one's faithful employee's Christmas present?
lmfao, you're lucky I know exactly who you're talking about, or, well, I can assume who you mean. There's a place that's a hole in the wall in Goldenrod that I'm pretty fond of, on the front it looks like they sell incense and shit like that but in reality they do sell that shit but also sell some pretty nice pipes and other shit like that.
Name's Smoke Vixen. And yeah, I know, it's a shit name.
Well, yes. It *is* for Chloe. She's a sweet kid and I want to get all my employees something, but I don't know all her tastes yet, so I figured something ornamental yet practical would be nice.
Honestly, I don't expect those places to have non-shit names.
Now I'm curious how you knew how to come to me for this other than the fact I just scream obvious stoner half the time.
Yeah, well, at least the person that runs the shop is a hot-ass woman so the vixen part at least makes some sense? Tho be prepared to deal with crunchy hippy type, she doesn't look it, but she's deffo one of 'em.
Don't worry. I spent my high school years in Santa Carla. The entire town was full of crunchy hippy types. And, evidently, vampires at one point, but that was the eighties.
Y'know what, I'm not even gonna question that considering my dad fought a goddamned fucking vampire or some shit. Vampires are rude as fuck or somethin'. But yeah, she's friendly other than being kinda out there, best stock I've seen here, tho.
It's fine, it's fine. I'm the last person anyone suspects to be selling drugs and I know it.
It's very strange learning as an adult that the Kill All Vampires comics I used to buy from Frog's Comics on the boardwalk as a teen were based on truth.
And yet here we are. Not that I can say I'm totally surprised given you're from Cali and they're, like, one of the ridiculous weed capitals.
It's a little funny that vampires seem common in a few places, even when that shit should have stayed strongly in fiction or wtfever.
Question, tho, because now it's got me thinking. Could the vampires in your place do shit like, idk, be dead and have some weird-ass protospawn from a bone of theirs?
Honestly, I smoked my first bowl at age 37 here in the World of Pokemon. It wasn't legalized until 2016 back home.
And while I've never heard of weird vampire bone spawn, vampires in my world *could* do some pretty freaky shit before they all quietly disappeared all at once. (Seriously, the Quiet Vampire Apocalypse is one of the biggest supernatural mysteries back home. It happened somewhere between 2015 and 2017 and *no one knows why*. Except it possibly has to do with a red star that showed up in the sky in 2014. And all these other prophecies I inherited from my baby sister.)
Oh god, you were straight edge. It makes sense and yet that's goddamned hilarious.
I meaaaaaaan. From what I gathered from dumb bullshit, it, uh, wasn't even his body technically???? Like it was his head. On. My greatx3 granddad's body??????? Goddamn, the more I think about it the more I realize how fucked up my family gets. At least this place has seen fit to leave us the fuck alone for two goddamned seconds.
Mmm. Y'know what, at least you guys got past 2011. 'Grats on that.
Not to, say, a Dirk Striderian degree. I was (and do remain) rather fond of alcohol. But I did keep my indulgences within legal bounds for the most part. At least I did back then. (Aside from torrenting, but *come on*, everyone file shared. You know they did.)
Would this be the great x3 grandfather that's here now? Speedwagon's best friend?
It's insane what shit was considered illegal and what was legal, ain't it? But, like, dude, I wasn't far from Orlando and Miami and shit, party drugs and weed were just kind of a given and the cops just kinda looked the other way. Unless you were stupid and did it out in the open or were obviously out of your fucking mind.
Yeeeeeah? I don't make any secret of Jonathan and Erina bein' my greatx3 grandparents or w/e?
I mean, weed was everywhere in California too. I just didn't indulge because I spent the first half of my adult life working in TV news and was attempting to keep my rep squeaky clean.
(And now that I've been blacklisted, it's legal of course. Ah well.)
But lmfao, at least you can partake of shit here, I guess???? I dunno, the weed here is still a good bit different than actual weed. Not a bad substitute, tho.
But, uh. Hope I answered that question or w/e? idk, dude, I don't know what else to say here other than I'm sorry not actually sorry for distracting her while working.
... my God. Dare I ask how much of your breasts were on display? The poor girl works the *upstairs* bar. People keep their *shirts on* up there, men and women. She's not *used* to that much concentrated T&A.
Well. I told her she should ask Thace something, not me, and she was all 'who's Thace?' and after I gave her a brief description (seven foot tall, good hair, likes to display his hickeys, helps us open and close) she realized quite swiftly that a) he was not French, b) he was not actually *named* 'Bebe', and c) he's my new boyfriend and those hickeys come from *me*.
Ah. Don't tell anyone else? I am only telling you as a fellow appreciator of how adorable she is while flustered.
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Name's Smoke Vixen. And yeah, I know, it's a shit name.
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Honestly, I don't expect those places to have non-shit names.
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Yeah, well, at least the person that runs the shop is a hot-ass woman so the vixen part at least makes some sense? Tho be prepared to deal with crunchy hippy type, she doesn't look it, but she's deffo one of 'em.
santa carla=santa cruz
Don't worry. I spent my high school years in Santa Carla. The entire town was full of crunchy hippy types. And, evidently, vampires at one point, but that was the eighties.
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Y'know what, I'm not even gonna question that considering my dad fought a goddamned fucking vampire or some shit. Vampires are rude as fuck or somethin'. But yeah, she's friendly other than being kinda out there, best stock I've seen here, tho.
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It's very strange learning as an adult that the Kill All Vampires comics I used to buy from Frog's Comics on the boardwalk as a teen were based on truth.
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It's a little funny that vampires seem common in a few places, even when that shit should have stayed strongly in fiction or wtfever.
Question, tho, because now it's got me thinking. Could the vampires in your place do shit like, idk, be dead and have some weird-ass protospawn from a bone of theirs?
Jesus, I sound like I'm high.
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And while I've never heard of weird vampire bone spawn, vampires in my world *could* do some pretty freaky shit before they all quietly disappeared all at once. (Seriously, the Quiet Vampire Apocalypse is one of the biggest supernatural mysteries back home. It happened somewhere between 2015 and 2017 and *no one knows why*. Except it possibly has to do with a red star that showed up in the sky in 2014. And all these other prophecies I inherited from my baby sister.)
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I meaaaaaaan. From what I gathered from dumb bullshit, it, uh, wasn't even his body technically???? Like it was his head. On. My greatx3 granddad's body??????? Goddamn, the more I think about it the more I realize how fucked up my family gets. At least this place has seen fit to leave us the fuck alone for two goddamned seconds.
Mmm. Y'know what, at least you guys got past 2011. 'Grats on that.
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Would this be the great x3 grandfather that's here now? Speedwagon's best friend?
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Yeeeeeah? I don't make any secret of Jonathan and Erina bein' my greatx3 grandparents or w/e?
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(And now that I've been blacklisted, it's legal of course. Ah well.)
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But lmfao, at least you can partake of shit here, I guess???? I dunno, the weed here is still a good bit different than actual weed. Not a bad substitute, tho.
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It's not my fault if the girl's super thirsty.
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(Really. Are you sure you haven't been teasing her for fun?)
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To be fair, it did start out as an actual opinion. And then we had a Talk and then it was fun teasing. So kinda???
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(Don't be too hard on her. I do need a functional bartender, not one dying underneath the bar. We already broke her a little on Friday.)
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Oh my fucking god, what did you do to her on Friday? Like, she's easy to fluster and all, but what did you do.
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Well. I told her she should ask Thace something, not me, and she was all 'who's Thace?' and after I gave her a brief description (seven foot tall, good hair, likes to display his hickeys, helps us open and close) she realized quite swiftly that a) he was not French, b) he was not actually *named* 'Bebe', and c) he's my new boyfriend and those hickeys come from *me*.
Ah. Don't tell anyone else? I am only telling you as a fellow appreciator of how adorable she is while flustered.
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