Oh my god, this is why you don't use pet names on the job, you dumb-ass. Especially saying that to a lesbian. You fucking nerd.
And who'm I gonna tell? Like the only person I'm around often is Carly and I'm sure she'd notice within a minute, if that. Since she's got eyes and can put two and two together.
I meant about mistaking my boyfriend for a French coworker, not that I have a new boyfriend. (Carly knows there's someone not-Jack who I was interested in at the time of our pending break-up/his disappearance *anyway*.) He doesn't even *work* for me, he just helps with opening and closing because he stays with me when he's in Goldenrod. I've learnt my lesson about dating coworkers.
Anyway, Chloe *can* look at him without blushing now, which is good.
(She also had the most adorable idea the other day. *Gift boxes* with a vial of persim powder, a baggie of berry weed, and a bottle of gloom juice each.)
Oh. Yeah, see, that ain't important enough for me to bring up to her anyway. Especially when I'm fucking screaming about how cold it is and whining at her for body heat. So no worries on that front at all.
G o d. That's still some stupidity.
That's fucking adorable and I know I'd love something like that if I didn't, you know, have the hookup for at least one of those things, lmfao.
Someone in this whole Secret Santa (not you) is going to be getting very lucky, I'm telling you that. (Hm. We should probably add some rolling papers to the box, just in case.)
lmfao, I figured as much because that'd be a super easy gift for me and I know there's more thought than that. Also might wanna put in, like, the hookup to Smoke Vixen if they want a pipe or some shit. They got papers, too.
Oh yeah, she had no clue who she got. To be fair, I only know them as that one friend of Thace's who comes to Fight Club regularly. That's why I referred her to him for any extras to personalize it... although *his* idea of that is also sending the person a tarp, because he is an immensely practical gift-giver.
(*Neither* of us know anything about the person he got, so he's going to send them a bunch of handmade pokeballs from Kurt's workshop, with a note about how people should support local artisans over big corporations like Silph-Co.)
Oh god and she's going to send him fucking drugs? That... kinda seems like a bad idea, negl. But hey, what the fuck do I know as I probably don't know who the hell it is, either. Since I tend to stay in my own lane most of the time.
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Kurt's workshop, huh.
[Guess who never remotely looked or thought about that and its existence. And is a lazy bitch that would much rather buy balls. It's her.]
Well, I'm her boss, not her parent. And sometimes you have to let kids make mistakes. I think if drugs were something she should absolutely not send to them, Thace would have said when I asked him.
And yes, Kurt. The old man in Azalea Town. He does stunning work and they really are much more attractive than your normal Silph-Co balls. And work just as well for catching.
I guuuuuuess? I dunno, dude. I might just be interested in her not potentially pissing someone off, but if your boyfriend or w/e thinks it's fine then I guess it's fine. I ain't in a position to really say shit.
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Not that I'm catching much these days since I ain't got much reason to unless something really interests me at this point.
His only warning as far as not pissing that person off is for Chloe to imply in her note that she's not originally human, so make of that what you will.
Yo, speaking of your whole club and what the fuck ever, is there any particular days that's best to bring people 'round? Mostly I'm trying to figure out a good time to bring Carly around to meet Chloe or w/e and I assume it's going to be a pain in the ass of having to track her down while she's at work.
I think Chloe's recipient is actually an elf? But yeah, guy's kind of screwed up. (I mean, *Thace* is an alien, but he's definitely not racist against humans. But that does seem why he was able to befriend the guy when most others couldn't.)
And honestly, whatever day is good for you. She's mostly upstairs minding the bar there and I can call her to the front when you get there if she's in the back.
She's supposed to have two week days off in a row, but sometimes those days shift depending on Scorpia's availability. (Her other job was making her be Santa for a while, so I had to schedule her and thus Chloe around that.)
I'd *hope* that if you were getting married she'd share her double life with you. As for Scorpia, you *know* I can't confirm or deny these things, but her Santa shifts *are* done for the year.
I mean, I was worried when I told Thace and we weren't even dating yet. (He'd been wondering anyway, which was fair, because at that point I'd exhibited an not at all theoretical knowledge of breaking and entering in front of him.)
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Date: 2020-12-22 04:36 pm (UTC)And who'm I gonna tell? Like the only person I'm around often is Carly and I'm sure she'd notice within a minute, if that. Since she's got eyes and can put two and two together.
But I won't say shit.
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Date: 2020-12-22 04:47 pm (UTC)Anyway, Chloe *can* look at him without blushing now, which is good.
(She also had the most adorable idea the other day. *Gift boxes* with a vial of persim powder, a baggie of berry weed, and a bottle of gloom juice each.)
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Date: 2020-12-22 04:57 pm (UTC)G o d. That's still some stupidity.
That's fucking adorable and I know I'd love something like that if I didn't, you know, have the hookup for at least one of those things, lmfao.
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Date: 2020-12-22 05:28 pm (UTC)Someone in this whole Secret Santa (not you) is going to be getting very lucky, I'm telling you that. (Hm. We should probably add some rolling papers to the box, just in case.)
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Date: 2020-12-22 05:33 pm (UTC)lmfao, I figured as much because that'd be a super easy gift for me and I know there's more thought than that. Also might wanna put in, like, the hookup to Smoke Vixen if they want a pipe or some shit. They got papers, too.
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Date: 2020-12-22 05:47 pm (UTC)(*Neither* of us know anything about the person he got, so he's going to send them a bunch of handmade pokeballs from Kurt's workshop, with a note about how people should support local artisans over big corporations like Silph-Co.)
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Date: 2020-12-22 05:49 pm (UTC)...
Kurt's workshop, huh.
[Guess who never remotely looked or thought about that and its existence. And is a lazy bitch that would much rather buy balls. It's her.]
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Date: 2020-12-22 05:56 pm (UTC)And yes, Kurt. The old man in Azalea Town. He does stunning work and they really are much more attractive than your normal Silph-Co balls. And work just as well for catching.
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Date: 2020-12-22 06:00 pm (UTC)ihavenoideawhothatevenis
Not that I'm catching much these days since I ain't got much reason to unless something really interests me at this point.
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Date: 2020-12-22 06:18 pm (UTC)Yeah. I'm not catching much either these days.
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Date: 2020-12-22 06:20 pm (UTC)Racist aliens. Cool, cool, cool.
Yo, speaking of your whole club and what the fuck ever, is there any particular days that's best to bring people 'round? Mostly I'm trying to figure out a good time to bring Carly around to meet Chloe or w/e and I assume it's going to be a pain in the ass of having to track her down while she's at work.
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Date: 2020-12-22 08:19 pm (UTC)And honestly, whatever day is good for you. She's mostly upstairs minding the bar there and I can call her to the front when you get there if she's in the back.
She's supposed to have two week days off in a row, but sometimes those days shift depending on Scorpia's availability. (Her other job was making her be Santa for a while, so I had to schedule her and thus Chloe around that.)
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Date: 2020-12-23 03:33 am (UTC)Hmmmmm. Y'know, I guess I'll take my chances on that, then. I'm sure it's gonna be awkward no matter when I pick, anyway.
Oh, she another Rocket, then? If you think I haven't been looking over Carly's shoulder, you're wrong.
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Date: 2020-12-23 04:09 am (UTC)(But yes, I imagine it is hell for the guy.)
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Date: 2020-12-23 04:27 am (UTC)This secrecy shit is so stupid.
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Date: 2020-12-23 04:48 am (UTC)And yes. Yes, it is.