And yet here we are. Not that I can say I'm totally surprised given you're from Cali and they're, like, one of the ridiculous weed capitals.
It's a little funny that vampires seem common in a few places, even when that shit should have stayed strongly in fiction or wtfever.
Question, tho, because now it's got me thinking. Could the vampires in your place do shit like, idk, be dead and have some weird-ass protospawn from a bone of theirs?
Honestly, I smoked my first bowl at age 37 here in the World of Pokemon. It wasn't legalized until 2016 back home.
And while I've never heard of weird vampire bone spawn, vampires in my world *could* do some pretty freaky shit before they all quietly disappeared all at once. (Seriously, the Quiet Vampire Apocalypse is one of the biggest supernatural mysteries back home. It happened somewhere between 2015 and 2017 and *no one knows why*. Except it possibly has to do with a red star that showed up in the sky in 2014. And all these other prophecies I inherited from my baby sister.)
Oh god, you were straight edge. It makes sense and yet that's goddamned hilarious.
I meaaaaaaan. From what I gathered from dumb bullshit, it, uh, wasn't even his body technically???? Like it was his head. On. My greatx3 granddad's body??????? Goddamn, the more I think about it the more I realize how fucked up my family gets. At least this place has seen fit to leave us the fuck alone for two goddamned seconds.
Mmm. Y'know what, at least you guys got past 2011. 'Grats on that.
Not to, say, a Dirk Striderian degree. I was (and do remain) rather fond of alcohol. But I did keep my indulgences within legal bounds for the most part. At least I did back then. (Aside from torrenting, but *come on*, everyone file shared. You know they did.)
Would this be the great x3 grandfather that's here now? Speedwagon's best friend?
It's insane what shit was considered illegal and what was legal, ain't it? But, like, dude, I wasn't far from Orlando and Miami and shit, party drugs and weed were just kind of a given and the cops just kinda looked the other way. Unless you were stupid and did it out in the open or were obviously out of your fucking mind.
Yeeeeeah? I don't make any secret of Jonathan and Erina bein' my greatx3 grandparents or w/e?
I mean, weed was everywhere in California too. I just didn't indulge because I spent the first half of my adult life working in TV news and was attempting to keep my rep squeaky clean.
(And now that I've been blacklisted, it's legal of course. Ah well.)
But lmfao, at least you can partake of shit here, I guess???? I dunno, the weed here is still a good bit different than actual weed. Not a bad substitute, tho.
But, uh. Hope I answered that question or w/e? idk, dude, I don't know what else to say here other than I'm sorry not actually sorry for distracting her while working.
... my God. Dare I ask how much of your breasts were on display? The poor girl works the *upstairs* bar. People keep their *shirts on* up there, men and women. She's not *used* to that much concentrated T&A.
Well. I told her she should ask Thace something, not me, and she was all 'who's Thace?' and after I gave her a brief description (seven foot tall, good hair, likes to display his hickeys, helps us open and close) she realized quite swiftly that a) he was not French, b) he was not actually *named* 'Bebe', and c) he's my new boyfriend and those hickeys come from *me*.
Ah. Don't tell anyone else? I am only telling you as a fellow appreciator of how adorable she is while flustered.
Oh my god, this is why you don't use pet names on the job, you dumb-ass. Especially saying that to a lesbian. You fucking nerd.
And who'm I gonna tell? Like the only person I'm around often is Carly and I'm sure she'd notice within a minute, if that. Since she's got eyes and can put two and two together.
I meant about mistaking my boyfriend for a French coworker, not that I have a new boyfriend. (Carly knows there's someone not-Jack who I was interested in at the time of our pending break-up/his disappearance *anyway*.) He doesn't even *work* for me, he just helps with opening and closing because he stays with me when he's in Goldenrod. I've learnt my lesson about dating coworkers.
Anyway, Chloe *can* look at him without blushing now, which is good.
(She also had the most adorable idea the other day. *Gift boxes* with a vial of persim powder, a baggie of berry weed, and a bottle of gloom juice each.)
Oh. Yeah, see, that ain't important enough for me to bring up to her anyway. Especially when I'm fucking screaming about how cold it is and whining at her for body heat. So no worries on that front at all.
G o d. That's still some stupidity.
That's fucking adorable and I know I'd love something like that if I didn't, you know, have the hookup for at least one of those things, lmfao.
Someone in this whole Secret Santa (not you) is going to be getting very lucky, I'm telling you that. (Hm. We should probably add some rolling papers to the box, just in case.)
lmfao, I figured as much because that'd be a super easy gift for me and I know there's more thought than that. Also might wanna put in, like, the hookup to Smoke Vixen if they want a pipe or some shit. They got papers, too.
Oh yeah, she had no clue who she got. To be fair, I only know them as that one friend of Thace's who comes to Fight Club regularly. That's why I referred her to him for any extras to personalize it... although *his* idea of that is also sending the person a tarp, because he is an immensely practical gift-giver.
(*Neither* of us know anything about the person he got, so he's going to send them a bunch of handmade pokeballs from Kurt's workshop, with a note about how people should support local artisans over big corporations like Silph-Co.)
Oh god and she's going to send him fucking drugs? That... kinda seems like a bad idea, negl. But hey, what the fuck do I know as I probably don't know who the hell it is, either. Since I tend to stay in my own lane most of the time.
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Kurt's workshop, huh.
[Guess who never remotely looked or thought about that and its existence. And is a lazy bitch that would much rather buy balls. It's her.]
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It's a little funny that vampires seem common in a few places, even when that shit should have stayed strongly in fiction or wtfever.
Question, tho, because now it's got me thinking. Could the vampires in your place do shit like, idk, be dead and have some weird-ass protospawn from a bone of theirs?
Jesus, I sound like I'm high.
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And while I've never heard of weird vampire bone spawn, vampires in my world *could* do some pretty freaky shit before they all quietly disappeared all at once. (Seriously, the Quiet Vampire Apocalypse is one of the biggest supernatural mysteries back home. It happened somewhere between 2015 and 2017 and *no one knows why*. Except it possibly has to do with a red star that showed up in the sky in 2014. And all these other prophecies I inherited from my baby sister.)
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I meaaaaaaan. From what I gathered from dumb bullshit, it, uh, wasn't even his body technically???? Like it was his head. On. My greatx3 granddad's body??????? Goddamn, the more I think about it the more I realize how fucked up my family gets. At least this place has seen fit to leave us the fuck alone for two goddamned seconds.
Mmm. Y'know what, at least you guys got past 2011. 'Grats on that.
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Would this be the great x3 grandfather that's here now? Speedwagon's best friend?
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Yeeeeeah? I don't make any secret of Jonathan and Erina bein' my greatx3 grandparents or w/e?
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(And now that I've been blacklisted, it's legal of course. Ah well.)
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But lmfao, at least you can partake of shit here, I guess???? I dunno, the weed here is still a good bit different than actual weed. Not a bad substitute, tho.
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It's not my fault if the girl's super thirsty.
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(Really. Are you sure you haven't been teasing her for fun?)
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To be fair, it did start out as an actual opinion. And then we had a Talk and then it was fun teasing. So kinda???
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(Don't be too hard on her. I do need a functional bartender, not one dying underneath the bar. We already broke her a little on Friday.)
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Oh my fucking god, what did you do to her on Friday? Like, she's easy to fluster and all, but what did you do.
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Well. I told her she should ask Thace something, not me, and she was all 'who's Thace?' and after I gave her a brief description (seven foot tall, good hair, likes to display his hickeys, helps us open and close) she realized quite swiftly that a) he was not French, b) he was not actually *named* 'Bebe', and c) he's my new boyfriend and those hickeys come from *me*.
Ah. Don't tell anyone else? I am only telling you as a fellow appreciator of how adorable she is while flustered.
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And who'm I gonna tell? Like the only person I'm around often is Carly and I'm sure she'd notice within a minute, if that. Since she's got eyes and can put two and two together.
But I won't say shit.
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Anyway, Chloe *can* look at him without blushing now, which is good.
(She also had the most adorable idea the other day. *Gift boxes* with a vial of persim powder, a baggie of berry weed, and a bottle of gloom juice each.)
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G o d. That's still some stupidity.
That's fucking adorable and I know I'd love something like that if I didn't, you know, have the hookup for at least one of those things, lmfao.
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Someone in this whole Secret Santa (not you) is going to be getting very lucky, I'm telling you that. (Hm. We should probably add some rolling papers to the box, just in case.)
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lmfao, I figured as much because that'd be a super easy gift for me and I know there's more thought than that. Also might wanna put in, like, the hookup to Smoke Vixen if they want a pipe or some shit. They got papers, too.
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(*Neither* of us know anything about the person he got, so he's going to send them a bunch of handmade pokeballs from Kurt's workshop, with a note about how people should support local artisans over big corporations like Silph-Co.)
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Kurt's workshop, huh.
[Guess who never remotely looked or thought about that and its existence. And is a lazy bitch that would much rather buy balls. It's her.]
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