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Jolyne Cujoh ([personal profile] strings_theory) wrote2020-02-10 03:00 pm
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January 5

[personal profile] uber_marionettist 2021-01-09 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Attached is a short, 20-second video: the camera follows a still-unsteady bull calf (okay, a Tauros, that's still a bull calf) around the room. Unlike some hatchlings I could name, it appears to have zero inclination to swallow my books, tools, smuppets, or other Pokemon. The video ends when it touches noses with my Type:Null in an unscripted but truly heartwarming moment we will all forget in about fifteen seconds.]

Nice.

How long did it take you to think that one up?

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[personal profile] strings_theory 2021-01-09 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aww, that's fucking adorable and she's saving that shit.]

Not long, the opportunity presented itself and I jumped on it.

He's a cutie, at least?
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[personal profile] uber_marionettist 2021-01-12 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn right he is.

You think I can ride him? Not right now, obviously. But when he's got some legs under him, bulked up a little. Turned that appetite for my paper notes into a multi-horsepower salad-conversion engine.

What I'm getting at here is:

Y'ever wonder how a bull would do on a race course?
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[personal profile] strings_theory 2021-01-15 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, a bull's pretty large and rodeos and shit ride 'em so I don't see why you couldn't?

Oh my god, are you insinuating what I think you are? Don't make me have to get a bull of my own, that's rude.
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[personal profile] uber_marionettist 2021-01-18 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking a no-holds-barred roller derby kind of ruleset, call it "the running of the bulls."
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[personal profile] strings_theory 2021-01-18 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I fucking hate that this is the coolest damn thing and I didn't think of it.

Brb, gonna find me a tauros or bouffalant or something.
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[personal profile] uber_marionettist 2021-01-21 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, now it's on.

I hear Bouffalant can take out a fucking train with its skull. Only one way to find out, right?
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[personal profile] strings_theory 2021-01-27 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, who doesn't wanna see that kinda shit? Think of the fuckin' tickets that could be sold to that kinda thing.

IT CAN DO WHAT????

SHIT, I NEED ONE FOR... no... particular reason, what.

Fucking dammit, at least I got something to do now, you bitch. I was gonna just relax and force Carly to stay home for a bit or go pester someone at Fight Club but now I gotta find me a buffalo.
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[personal profile] uber_marionettist 2021-02-03 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Fight Club is still a thing? Huh. Guess Steven's personal fetish basement has more takers than I'd thought. Good for him, I guess.
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[personal profile] strings_theory 2021-02-08 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, other than getting to beat the shit out of people for funsies and the fact my girlfriend's over that way? I couldn't care less 'bout it.
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