[Attached is a short, 20-second video: the camera follows a still-unsteady bull calf (okay, a Tauros, that's still a bull calf) around the room. Unlike some hatchlings I could name, it appears to have zero inclination to swallow my books, tools, smuppets, or other Pokemon. The video ends when it touches noses with my Type:Null in an unscripted but truly heartwarming moment we will all forget in about fifteen seconds.]
You think I can ride him? Not right now, obviously. But when he's got some legs under him, bulked up a little. Turned that appetite for my paper notes into a multi-horsepower salad-conversion engine.
What I'm getting at here is:
Y'ever wonder how a bull would do on a race course?
I mean, who doesn't wanna see that kinda shit? Think of the fuckin' tickets that could be sold to that kinda thing.
IT CAN DO WHAT????
SHIT, I NEED ONE FOR... no... particular reason, what.
Fucking dammit, at least I got something to do now, you bitch. I was gonna just relax and force Carly to stay home for a bit or go pester someone at Fight Club but now I gotta find me a buffalo.
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timeasmymeasure
January 5
Date: 2021-01-09 08:41 pm (UTC)Nice.
How long did it take you to think that one up?
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Date: 2021-01-09 08:44 pm (UTC)Not long, the opportunity presented itself and I jumped on it.
He's a cutie, at least?
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Date: 2021-01-12 08:27 pm (UTC)You think I can ride him? Not right now, obviously. But when he's got some legs under him, bulked up a little. Turned that appetite for my paper notes into a multi-horsepower salad-conversion engine.
What I'm getting at here is:
Y'ever wonder how a bull would do on a race course?
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Date: 2021-01-15 10:16 pm (UTC)Oh my god, are you insinuating what I think you are? Don't make me have to get a bull of my own, that's rude.
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Date: 2021-01-18 09:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-01-18 09:20 pm (UTC)Brb, gonna find me a tauros or bouffalant or something.
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Date: 2021-01-21 02:47 am (UTC)I hear Bouffalant can take out a fucking train with its skull. Only one way to find out, right?
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Date: 2021-01-27 07:15 pm (UTC)IT CAN DO WHAT????
SHIT, I NEED ONE FOR... no... particular reason, what.
Fucking dammit, at least I got something to do now, you bitch. I was gonna just relax and force Carly to stay home for a bit or go pester someone at Fight Club but now I gotta find me a buffalo.
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Date: 2021-02-03 04:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-08 06:16 am (UTC)