[Listen. Listen. You have no idea how long it took her to get stoned enough to actually do this.]
u think so? god i felt like the angle was shitty you should see the reject pile uhhh i can probably pull a few strings??! i got my boss hella swag for chrimmy so uh maybe he might owe me idk how this employment shiznit works
anyway thx... btw that coat is fucking dope and im gonna wear it forever sorry all i got u was a shitty gift card
[She can take a wild guess considering it's butts o'clock!]
I mean, the angle could be better but that's just my photography bullshit talking since someone taught me angles to take professional butt photos at.
lmfao, just tell Steven that it's got somethin' to do with me and he'll probably shrug about it. Because, you know, he knows better than to fuck around when it's something I'm up to. What with, you know, being part of the reason gloom juice exists in the first place.
No problem, dude. AND SHHHHHH, I APPRECIATE DUMB BULLSHIT TROLL GIFTS. Most of mine were like that except, like, two.
aight welllll just tell me whenever ur most free and ill try and make the magic happen
yeah yeah i know, troll gifts are gr8 but u sent me something cool so shut up i had to step my shit up. sue me. anyway. why r u awake its stupid oclock did my tiddies wake u tbh u were supposed to get them tomorrow i was boutta hit send and throw my phone out the window
Bro, I literally take photos of dragon asses and send them to people as jokes. Specifically Lance. Clearly we need to step your selfie game up. Still hot, tho.
I had to piss and then my fucking 'gear went off, that's why! The tiddies was just an extra bonus. Now I don't know how the fuck I'm going to go back to sleep now, but luckily Carly sleeps like a goddamned rock and I wake up at ass o'clock on the norm anyway.
WELL, I FUCKIN' APPRECIATE TIDDIES, SO THERE YA GO.
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Date: 2020-12-26 12:51 am (UTC)u think so? god i felt like the angle was shitty
you should see the reject pile
uhhh i can probably pull a few strings??! i got my boss hella swag for chrimmy so uh maybe he might owe me idk how this employment shiznit works
anyway thx... btw that coat is fucking dope and im gonna wear it forever
sorry all i got u was a shitty gift card
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Date: 2020-12-26 12:54 am (UTC)I mean, the angle could be better but that's just my photography bullshit talking since someone taught me angles to take professional butt photos at.
lmfao, just tell Steven that it's got somethin' to do with me and he'll probably shrug about it. Because, you know, he knows better than to fuck around when it's something I'm up to. What with, you know, being part of the reason gloom juice exists in the first place.
No problem, dude. AND SHHHHHH, I APPRECIATE DUMB BULLSHIT TROLL GIFTS. Most of mine were like that except, like, two.
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Date: 2020-12-26 01:07 am (UTC)aight welllll just tell me whenever ur most free and ill try and make the magic happen
yeah yeah i know, troll gifts are gr8 but u sent me something cool so shut up i had to step my shit up. sue me.
anyway.
why r u awake its stupid oclock
did my tiddies wake u
tbh u were supposed to get them tomorrow
i was boutta hit send and throw my phone out the window
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Date: 2020-12-26 01:10 am (UTC)I had to piss and then my fucking 'gear went off, that's why! The tiddies was just an extra bonus. Now I don't know how the fuck I'm going to go back to sleep now, but luckily Carly sleeps like a goddamned rock and I wake up at ass o'clock on the norm anyway.
WELL, I FUCKIN' APPRECIATE TIDDIES, SO THERE YA GO.