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[insidescoop]

Narancia got me wondering. Because isn't it strange, she cries every time Jolyne.

That's definitely stage acting right?

[strings_theory]

considering how this place operates?????

it wouldn't surprise me if she were that much of a baby either, tho

[insidescoop]

It's just so in the air! But at the same time she really stands out with it, you know..?

I mean I sure don't remember anyone else doing anything that extreme!

Anyway I had to ask because especially now, you're pretty determined to ruin their days huh~?

[strings_theory]

I guess????? I tend to forget she exists until I gotta remember she does

But also her type annoys the hell out of me to begin with

'course I am, if they're gonna make me do this stupid shit over again, then I'll make it all of their problems~

[insidescoop]

The normal gym, filled with fairies...

Half wonder if she should rebrand, she has the right energy for it...

[strings_theory]

I meant her attitude ain't my type

But also fuck that noise, fuck fairies

the funniest part of this is she's going to adore the team building exercise

[insidescoop]

She cries after she's defeated every time, of course her attitude isn't your type. I'm not sure it's anyone's type!

[....]

Still sore about Bede huh...

You know we have to go to a team building exercise now!? On top of the extra work I got!

Bless her

[strings_theory]

whether it's fake or not, I don't understand why she keeps doing it as it's just fucking infuriating!!!!

[Look. It was between a gross teenager or a hot woman, of course she's still salty.]

we could had a hot woman

Loooooool, this is why I'm glad I'm not dealing with that shit. Because what the fuck???????

Also the fuck y'all need team building for???????

[insidescoop]

To prove we can do our jobs better?

Maybe she'll be there...I could get a date for drinks lined up for us both...

...or maybe not, team building at HR doesn't sound like the place to ask...

...oh, I wonder if my students have to attend!

[strings_theory]

I meaaaaaaaan. Most of them ain't competent to begin with

Oh come on, babe, it'd probably be the brightest bit of her day in this dumb shit lbr

?????? Maybe?

[insidescoop]

She just seems like she's admin level, they wouldn't send ADMINS in right??

Well I hope your day is going better at least...week??

How many badges are you at now again?

[strings_theory]

remember what group it is

Uhhhhhhhhh.

Just all of Kanto.

[insidescoop]

Ah.

(Maybe you can test run some way to keep Whitney from crying...)

Same plan for Johto at least? Swoobat-in, hehe?

[strings_theory]

maaaaaaybe. Not like I got anything to worry about with her anyway

THAT WAS AWFUL

[insidescoop]

And if you make a new strategy, I'll have more!! HEHEHEHE

Besides I need something here, who knows what villainous team building looks like. Not trust falls and share circles that's for sure...

[Narrator: It was trust falls and share circles.]

[strings_theory]

you're the worst and I love you for it I GUESS

if it is, I'm not gonna be surprised in the slightest

Like this is the worst evil organization in existence, dude. I've done worse shit than them

[insidescoop]

See that just makes me more worried! At least a normal evil organization would probably follow sense!

Then again we do have healthcare...

You haven't told me any incoming strategies, you're avoiding puns aren't you...~

[strings_theory]

MAYBE?????

You think I do strats, who the hell do you think I am? Like come on

[insidescoop]

....

...and so Jolyne Cujoh, former champion, swoobats in...