Jolyne Cujoh (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
strings_theory) wrote2020-02-10 03:00 pm
strings_theory) wrote2020-02-10 03:00 pm
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[She can take a wild guess considering it's butts o'clock!]
I mean, the angle could be better but that's just my photography bullshit talking since someone taught me angles to take professional butt photos at.
lmfao, just tell Steven that it's got somethin' to do with me and he'll probably shrug about it. Because, you know, he knows better than to fuck around when it's something I'm up to. What with, you know, being part of the reason gloom juice exists in the first place.
No problem, dude. AND SHHHHHH, I APPRECIATE DUMB BULLSHIT TROLL GIFTS. Most of mine were like that except, like, two.
I mean, the angle could be better but that's just my photography bullshit talking since someone taught me angles to take professional butt photos at.
lmfao, just tell Steven that it's got somethin' to do with me and he'll probably shrug about it. Because, you know, he knows better than to fuck around when it's something I'm up to. What with, you know, being part of the reason gloom juice exists in the first place.
No problem, dude. AND SHHHHHH, I APPRECIATE DUMB BULLSHIT TROLL GIFTS. Most of mine were like that except, like, two.
gee u know how to make a girl feel sexy
aight welllll just tell me whenever ur most free and ill try and make the magic happen
yeah yeah i know, troll gifts are gr8 but u sent me something cool so shut up i had to step my shit up. sue me.
anyway.
why r u awake its stupid oclock
did my tiddies wake u
tbh u were supposed to get them tomorrow
i was boutta hit send and throw my phone out the window
aight welllll just tell me whenever ur most free and ill try and make the magic happen
yeah yeah i know, troll gifts are gr8 but u sent me something cool so shut up i had to step my shit up. sue me.
anyway.
why r u awake its stupid oclock
did my tiddies wake u
tbh u were supposed to get them tomorrow
i was boutta hit send and throw my phone out the window
Bro, I literally take photos of dragon asses and send them to people as jokes. Specifically Lance. Clearly we need to step your selfie game up. Still hot, tho.
I had to piss and then my fucking 'gear went off, that's why! The tiddies was just an extra bonus. Now I don't know how the fuck I'm going to go back to sleep now, but luckily Carly sleeps like a goddamned rock and I wake up at ass o'clock on the norm anyway.
WELL, I FUCKIN' APPRECIATE TIDDIES, SO THERE YA GO.
I had to piss and then my fucking 'gear went off, that's why! The tiddies was just an extra bonus. Now I don't know how the fuck I'm going to go back to sleep now, but luckily Carly sleeps like a goddamned rock and I wake up at ass o'clock on the norm anyway.
WELL, I FUCKIN' APPRECIATE TIDDIES, SO THERE YA GO.
[Attached is a short, 20-second video: the camera follows a still-unsteady bull calf (okay, a Tauros, that's still a bull calf) around the room. Unlike some hatchlings I could name, it appears to have zero inclination to swallow my books, tools, smuppets, or other Pokemon. The video ends when it touches noses with my Type:Null in an unscripted but truly heartwarming moment we will all forget in about fifteen seconds.]
Nice.
How long did it take you to think that one up?
Nice.
How long did it take you to think that one up?
[Aww, that's fucking adorable and she's saving that shit.]
Not long, the opportunity presented itself and I jumped on it.
He's a cutie, at least?
Not long, the opportunity presented itself and I jumped on it.
He's a cutie, at least?
Damn right he is.
You think I can ride him? Not right now, obviously. But when he's got some legs under him, bulked up a little. Turned that appetite for my paper notes into a multi-horsepower salad-conversion engine.
What I'm getting at here is:
Y'ever wonder how a bull would do on a race course?
You think I can ride him? Not right now, obviously. But when he's got some legs under him, bulked up a little. Turned that appetite for my paper notes into a multi-horsepower salad-conversion engine.
What I'm getting at here is:
Y'ever wonder how a bull would do on a race course?
[This is slightly backdated, but somewhere around the fifth/sixth of January, every Aurora League member is going to get one of these. It's a hand-written letter with a Pelagic gym letterhead leaving no doubts as to the sender.
It reads:]
I hope this letter will not be seen as me overstepping my bounds but --
I think the Aurora League should meet.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who has noticed that strange things are happening -- first the wild rumours about pokemon losing control, then the incident at the Safari zone, and now the message that was visible in the sky during the New Year.
Perhaps I'm worrying too much, but it is starting to feel like what happened a year ago when that creature managed to find its way into this world. That didn't come out of nowhere either; there were several smaller events that preceded it though we didn't see the connection at the time. I'm not necessarily saying that this is because of that same creature (though 'He will be back' could certainly be a reference to it) but something certainly seems to be going on. And perhaps this time, if we act early enough, we can put a stop to things before it gets that bad.
I know the Pokemon League is undoubtedly monitoring this situation too, but there is no reason why we of the Aurora League couldn't look into things as well. Or at the very least share our thoughts. Several of us are gym leaders and come into contact with a lot of trainers. Someone may have heard or seen something that, on its own, isn't particularly troubling, but if put together with other, similar accounts, could indicate something brewing.
Plus, even if there is nothing to share of that sort, I think it would be good to get to know each other a bit better. Several new members have joined us since that November. Who knows, we might need to depend on each other again in battle, and wouldn't knowing more about each other and how we fight help if it ever comes to that again? It's easier to trust someone at your back if you know what kind of person they are.
I know all of us are pretty busy, but I'm hoping you could all make time to meet on the 27th of January. That is still nearly three weeks from now, which should give those of us with gym schedules and other jobs enough time to arrange for some time off. I've even found a good place to meet at, where we can both talk and even battle if people would like. I've enclosed the address on a separate card in this envelope.
I hope to see you all there, though please let me know if you cannot make it.
Yours truly,
Armin Arlert
PS. Please do not worry about the costs involved. When I asked Lance for suggestions on where to meet, he told me the Pokemon League has a discretionary fund for these kinds of things.
[As mentioned, there is a card inside the envelope with the address of a battle club in Viridian City.]
It reads:]
I hope this letter will not be seen as me overstepping my bounds but --
I think the Aurora League should meet.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who has noticed that strange things are happening -- first the wild rumours about pokemon losing control, then the incident at the Safari zone, and now the message that was visible in the sky during the New Year.
Perhaps I'm worrying too much, but it is starting to feel like what happened a year ago when that creature managed to find its way into this world. That didn't come out of nowhere either; there were several smaller events that preceded it though we didn't see the connection at the time. I'm not necessarily saying that this is because of that same creature (though 'He will be back' could certainly be a reference to it) but something certainly seems to be going on. And perhaps this time, if we act early enough, we can put a stop to things before it gets that bad.
I know the Pokemon League is undoubtedly monitoring this situation too, but there is no reason why we of the Aurora League couldn't look into things as well. Or at the very least share our thoughts. Several of us are gym leaders and come into contact with a lot of trainers. Someone may have heard or seen something that, on its own, isn't particularly troubling, but if put together with other, similar accounts, could indicate something brewing.
Plus, even if there is nothing to share of that sort, I think it would be good to get to know each other a bit better. Several new members have joined us since that November. Who knows, we might need to depend on each other again in battle, and wouldn't knowing more about each other and how we fight help if it ever comes to that again? It's easier to trust someone at your back if you know what kind of person they are.
I know all of us are pretty busy, but I'm hoping you could all make time to meet on the 27th of January. That is still nearly three weeks from now, which should give those of us with gym schedules and other jobs enough time to arrange for some time off. I've even found a good place to meet at, where we can both talk and even battle if people would like. I've enclosed the address on a separate card in this envelope.
I hope to see you all there, though please let me know if you cannot make it.
Yours truly,
Armin Arlert
PS. Please do not worry about the costs involved. When I asked Lance for suggestions on where to meet, he told me the Pokemon League has a discretionary fund for these kinds of things.
[As mentioned, there is a card inside the envelope with the address of a battle club in Viridian City.]
I mean, a bull's pretty large and rodeos and shit ride 'em so I don't see why you couldn't?
Oh my god, are you insinuating what I think you are? Don't make me have to get a bull of my own, that's rude.
Oh my god, are you insinuating what I think you are? Don't make me have to get a bull of my own, that's rude.
I'm thinking a no-holds-barred roller derby kind of ruleset, call it "the running of the bulls."
I fucking hate that this is the coolest damn thing and I didn't think of it.
Brb, gonna find me a tauros or bouffalant or something.
Brb, gonna find me a tauros or bouffalant or something.
Shit, now it's on.
I hear Bouffalant can take out a fucking train with its skull. Only one way to find out, right?
I hear Bouffalant can take out a fucking train with its skull. Only one way to find out, right?
I mean, who doesn't wanna see that kinda shit? Think of the fuckin' tickets that could be sold to that kinda thing.
IT CAN DO WHAT????
SHIT, I NEED ONE FOR... no... particular reason, what.
Fucking dammit, at least I got something to do now, you bitch. I was gonna just relax and force Carly to stay home for a bit or go pester someone at Fight Club but now I gotta find me a buffalo.
IT CAN DO WHAT????
SHIT, I NEED ONE FOR... no... particular reason, what.
Fucking dammit, at least I got something to do now, you bitch. I was gonna just relax and force Carly to stay home for a bit or go pester someone at Fight Club but now I gotta find me a buffalo.
Fight Club is still a thing? Huh. Guess Steven's personal fetish basement has more takers than I'd thought. Good for him, I guess.
I mean, other than getting to beat the shit out of people for funsies and the fact my girlfriend's over that way? I couldn't care less 'bout it.
[Given in person on Christmas, Jolyne will be receiving a box of homemade cookies and a pretty generous gift card to an online retailer.]
So, just a hypothesis, bear with me here...
Have you ever made any gym leader other than Whitney cry?
Have you ever made any gym leader other than Whitney cry?
Narancia got me wondering. Because isn't it strange, she cries every time Jolyne.
That's definitely stage acting right?
That's definitely stage acting right?
considering how this place operates?????
it wouldn't surprise me if she were that much of a baby either, tho
it wouldn't surprise me if she were that much of a baby either, tho
It's just so in the air! But at the same time she really stands out with it, you know..?
I mean I sure don't remember anyone else doing anything that extreme!
Anyway I had to ask because especially now, you're pretty determined to ruin their days huh~?
I mean I sure don't remember anyone else doing anything that extreme!
Anyway I had to ask because especially now, you're pretty determined to ruin their days huh~?
I guess????? I tend to forget she exists until I gotta remember she does
But also her type annoys the hell out of me to begin with
'course I am, if they're gonna make me do this stupid shit over again, then I'll make it all of their problems~
But also her type annoys the hell out of me to begin with
'course I am, if they're gonna make me do this stupid shit over again, then I'll make it all of their problems~
The normal gym, filled with fairies...
Half wonder if she should rebrand, she has the right energy for it...
Half wonder if she should rebrand, she has the right energy for it...
I meant her attitude ain't my type
But also fuck that noise, fuck fairies
But also fuck that noise, fuck fairies
the funniest part of this is she's going to adore the team building exercise
insidescoop
2023-06-08 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
She cries after she's defeated every time, of course her attitude isn't your type. I'm not sure it's anyone's type!
[....]
Still sore about Bede huh...
You know we have to go to a team building exercise now!? On top of the extra work I got!
[....]
Still sore about Bede huh...
You know we have to go to a team building exercise now!? On top of the extra work I got!
whether it's fake or not, I don't understand why she keeps doing it as it's just fucking infuriating!!!!
[Look. It was between a gross teenager or a hot woman, of course she's still salty.]
we could had a hot woman
Loooooool, this is why I'm glad I'm not dealing with that shit. Because what the fuck???????
Also the fuck y'all need team building for???????
[Look. It was between a gross teenager or a hot woman, of course she's still salty.]
we could had a hot woman
Loooooool, this is why I'm glad I'm not dealing with that shit. Because what the fuck???????
Also the fuck y'all need team building for???????
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